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Q. How many witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Depends on what you want it changed into.
Q. How many Gardnerian witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. Can’t tell you, Craft secret.
A2. Still can’t tell you, you’re not Third Degree.
Q. How many Dianic witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. One, but that light bulb has really, REALLY, got to want to change!
A2. None, they formed a support committee entitled, “Coping With Darkness.”
Q. How many Radical Faeries does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Two, one to change the bulb and the other to stand back and shriek, “FABULOUS?”
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Q. How many Thelemites does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, Crowley never wrote a book about it.
Q. How many New Agers does it take to change a light bulb?
A. A whole workshop. They gather around and enshrine the dead bulb with crystals and candles. Then they start chanting in hopes that the bulb will find it’s chi. Afterwords, they pay their $150.00 membership dues then go home.
Q. How many solitary witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, you must first be initiated by a real witch before you can properly change a light bulb! {{{{{{aaagghhh}}}}}}
Q. How many Ceremonial Magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One, he holds up the light bulb and the universe revolves around him.
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Q. How many Alexandrians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One and 12 strangers in off the street.
Q. How many Eclectics does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None, they are used to working in the dark.
Q. How many Asatru does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. “Lightbulb, what is lightbulb?”
Q. How many Scientologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. One, but it cost $300,000 for the training. (had to throw that in)
Q. How many Starhawkians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. A small group but the lightbulb must be accepting of the change.
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Q. How many Alexandrians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. They will go over to the Gardnerians to see how they do it (if they can find them)
Q. How many Druids does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. 501. One to change the bulb and 500 to align the new Stone.
Q. How many years does it take a Druid to change a light bulb?
A. 21, unless you’re Irish.
Q. How many Hereditaries does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Ask your OWN grandmother!
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Q. How many years does it take a Gardnerian to change a light bulb?
A. A year and a day in an Outer Grove, a year and a day at First, a year and a day at Second, but only Thirds change light bulbs.
Q. How many Gardnerians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Can’t say. It’s oathbound
Q. How many Gardnerian Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! It’s a secret!
Q. How many Alexandrians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 13. One to hold the bulb and 12 to drink enough to make the room spin.
Q. How many Alexandrains does it take to change a light bulb?
A. “Let’s go see how the Gardnerians do it!”
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Q. How do you fit 5 Gardnerians in a glovebox?
A. Tell them there’s a secret in there.
Q. How do you fit 5 Alexandrians in a glovebox?
A. Tell the there’s a Gardnerian in there. )
Q. How many Starhawk witches does it take to change a light bulb?
A. [plaintively] “There are starving villages in Africa that don’t even HAVE light bulbs…”
Q. How many Dianics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Just one, and it’s NOT FUNNY!!!!!
Q. How many Dianics does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Minimum 50. One to change the light bulb, one to prepare the environmental impact statement, and the rest to do a self-criticism afterwards.
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Q. How many years does it take a Hedgewitch to change a light bulb?
A. Already changed.
Q. How many Wiccans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Four. One for each direction.
Q. How many Pagans does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 6. One to change it, and 5 to sit around complaining that light bulbs never burned out before those damned Christians came along!
Q. How many Witches does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. None, they do their screwing in Great Rites.
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Q. How many Golden Dawners does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One to hold the ladder, one to hold the bulb, three to decipher the Light Bulb Ritual from the Secret Chiefs, one to publish it, and one to sue all the others.
Q. How many Ceremonial Magicians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. One. They hold it up, and the world revolves around them.
Finally
Q. How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. Into what??
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